A man goes to visit his doctor and is advised to loose 75lb for health reasons.
On arriving home the man opens his newpaper and notices an advert "Loose 10lb in 3 days....guaranteed" He quickly called the number given and was told his weight loss program would arrive the next day.
Early next morning there was a knock on his door, on opening he was greeted by a very beautiful young blonde wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck saying "if you catch me you can have me" he quickly set off chasing the blonde, after catching her he experienced the greatest loving he had had in his life. This continued for the 3 days, on the 4th day he got weighed.....he had lost 10lb. Fantastic he thought. He quickly rang the weight loss team and signed up for the 5 day program which would guarantee 20lb weight loss.
The next morning he opened the door to a beautiful brunette, again she was naked apart from running shoes and the sign around her neck "if you catch me you can have me" Now this girl was a bit fitter than the last and it took a bit longer to catch her but when he did boy was it worth the extra effort[msnwink]After the 5 days he got weighed and had lost a further 20lb. OMG this is amazing he thought.
He phoned up the weight loss team and said he wanted to join the 7 day program which guaranteed a 30lb weight loss. The team member asked him if is was 100% sure "this is our most vigourous program you have to be certain this is what you want" said the person on the phone, the man thought for half a second and signed up.
The next day he waited eagerly for the knock on the door, when it came he rushed to open his front door.
Standing naked wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign was a strapping six foot hunk.....his sign?
"If I catch you........... your mine"[msnsmile2]
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