Pam and I where once the subject of the blatent lies that get told in the Scum. We where in a hotel in Majorca that caught fire late one night and they report all guests had a champagne breakfast by the pool served by hotel staff and a certain holiday companies reps (t....son). Only a couple of things wrong with the story Staff where exhausted fighting fire till fire brigade arrived and they drained pool using the water to fight fire. Holiday reps did not turn up till mid afternoon and all we had to eat is what we could buy from a local cafe. I do not buy any papers at all now and I once worked for DM.