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    Death Notice

    An old lady's husband has died so she goes off to put a death notice in her local paper.

    After writing down what she wants to say she hands it to the assistant.

    This is what she wrote:-

    Jimmy Reed

    Peterheed

    Deed


    The assistant told the old lady that it was very short and did she want to add anything else to it as it wouldn't cost her anything to put into the paper anyway.

    This is what she wrote:-







    Jimmy Reed

    Peterheed

    Deed


    Morris Minor for sale £2000.
    Angie & Davy


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    [laugh][laugh] good one!!
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    Brilliant!

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    Does anyone know if its still for sale ?
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    Love it.
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