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    Gold 5 Star Member LiesaAnna's Avatar
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    Outdoor Plumbing

    One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.

    'Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?' Gramma asked him.

    'I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma' exclaimed Johnny. 'There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!'

    'Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!'

    'Well, Gramma,' replied Johnny, 'if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!'



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    [msneek]Another uugh!
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    OOh, yuk.[msnoo]
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    Oh Blimey and i am drinking lots of water now[sick][sick]
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