A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
that
it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he
stops
at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie
display
and asks the salesperson how much the Barbies are. The salesperson
responds:

Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
Divorced Barbie: £299.99

Shocked, the man asks, 'Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the
other
Barbie's are £19.95?' Exasperated, the salesperson responds: 'Sir,
Divorced
Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...