Not really a joke, but still funny. Sing along to the tune of Winter Wonderland.
Dog tags ring are you listenin'?
In the lane snow is glistenin'
It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree, Thats my fragrance
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants
Avoid where I pee, it's my property
Marked up as my winter wonderland
In the meadow dad will build a snowman
following the classical design
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine
Straight from me to the fence post
flows my natural incense boast
Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth
I marked it as my winter wonderland
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