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    A Womans Love Dress

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's
    house. She rang the doorbell and walked in.
    She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
    totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
    daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
    "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
    he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
    He can't get enough of me."

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
    showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
    romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally her husband came home.
    He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.


    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"






    His funeral will be held next Thursday...........
    Neil & Kay


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    Teehee, don't think i'll be trying that one.[msnoo]
    Sarah


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    nor me!! funny!!!
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    LOL, my love dress doesn't fit that well....a bit baggy and too big in places[msnwink]


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    <blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by E. Cosgrove
    LOL, my love dress doesn't fit that well....a bit baggy and too big in places[msnwink]
    [/quote]

    They have this habit of stretching in the wash don't they![msnwink]
    Sarah


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    Very funny[clap][clap]
    Angie & Davy


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    This is a good one. Must remember not to wear my love dress - mine is very crumpled with folds everywhere[msnsad]


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    LOL Very good
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    Love this one, reminds me of a grandparent of one of the lads in my youth football team. We were playing in a league cup semi-final and the amosphere was very tense, when she said "I would streak but couldn't take the embaressment if someone called out like they did last time and say good grief did you forget to use the iron?"
    Jan


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