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    Vacuum Salesman




    A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
    soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
    over the carpet. He then says, 'If this vaccum does not clean it
    completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
    patties.'

    There is a long pause....

    The lady half laughing asks, 'Do you want a ketchup or mustard
    on that?'

    Puzzled the man asks, 'What? Why?'

    She says, laughing, 'We just moved in and our electricity is not
    turn on yet.'

    Liesa


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    Oh dear, very funny.[msnsmile2]
    Sarah


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