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    Need Samples

    An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, 'I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.'

    The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: 'WHAT?'

    'What did he say? What's he want?'

    His wife yells back, 'He needs your underwear.'

    Liesa


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    [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]

    This is one of the best I've heard in a long time.
    Paula


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    [sick]


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    <blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Macka
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    Ah so you know how this feels first hand[laugh][laugh]
    Paula


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    Liesa, this is really good
    <blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Macka
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    Macka, whats the matter? you not find it funny?
    Jan


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    Sick, but funny.
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    Oh dear [laugh]

    Have you being doing some cleaning and found an old joke book


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    oi!!! you take that back!!!
    Liesa


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    Have heard it before but still very funny
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    LOL


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