One for the girls?

[fiona]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off of him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 - on one condition."

( There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment. Then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said












"Clean my house."

[Macka]

Happens to me all the time this does.

[becbecs]

Wish I could get $20 for cleaning the house, Jane just tells me

[emm]

Very good Fiona!

[chris c]

Made me chuckle!!

[Paula D-S]

I liked this one.

[LiesaAnna]

brilliant!!!!!! [laugh][laugh][laugh]

[smiler]

Can't you just picture his face.[clap]

[Ray&Sarah]

Very funny.

[eagleydo]

[laugh][laugh][laugh]I liked this,my son laughed hubby said "huh is that suppose to be a joke"and walked off.