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    Gold 5 Star Member eagleydo's Avatar
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    How to impress.........

    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
    Show up naked,
    Bring beer.

    Jan


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    Like it [laugh][laugh][laugh]


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    Very funny, sounds about right though.[laugh]
    Sarah


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    That's sexist isn't it? Quite true though, us men are easily pleased


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    [laugh][laugh] very funny!!!
    Liesa


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    Oh come on girls, you only got it half right. By allmeans bring the beer, then clear off so we can watch the footie in peace [beer][drinkbeer]

    Dave


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