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    The Chicken and the Donkey

    I have just been sent this----

    The Chicken and the Donkey

    On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to
    Play together.
    One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog
    and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for
    The chicken to go get the farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
    had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 silver
    BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the
    beautiful motor car and then the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the
    chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of
    the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other
    end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove
    slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the
    donkey!

    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
    farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a
    Mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
    The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and
    Straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'thing' and he would then lift him out of the pit.
    The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and
    out, saving his life.



    And the moral of the story?
    When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up
    A chick !




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    LOL
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    LOL [clap][clap][clap][clap][clap][clap]


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    [clap][clap][clap]I don't know where you get them from but that was very funny!
    Sarah


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    [laugh][laugh] good one!!!
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    [clap]very funny
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    I get loads sent, but I think some maybe a bit crude for on here, they arn't really dirty but I wouldn't want to offend anyone


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