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    The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    One for the girls then……

    This is the fairy tale that women should have been reading as little girls!


    Once upon a time,

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    in a land far away,

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    a beautiful, independent,

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    self-assured princess

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    happened upon a frog as she sat,

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    contemplating ecological issues

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    on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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    in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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    and said: Elegant Lady,

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    I was once a handsome prince,

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    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however,

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    and I will turn back

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    into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    and then, my sweet, we can marry

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    and setup housekeeping in your castle

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    with my mother,

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    where you can prepare my meals,

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    clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    and forever

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    feel grateful and happy doing so.

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    That night,

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    as the princess dined sumptuously

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    on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs

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    seasoned in a white wine

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    and onion cream sauce,

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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    ..I don't ****ing think so.

    Fiona


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    LOL Fiona - definitely made me smile
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    HaHA


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    She got it so right
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    [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
    very funny!!!
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    Love it, clever woman!
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    [}]Love it
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    LOL [laugh][laugh]


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    Sensible woman [clap][clap]


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    Brilliant!
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