Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to
Frank, 'you know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping business in Mexico.'
Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money
and buy everything they'll need; a tower, a bungee cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such
a large crowd gathered they thought it would be a good idea to give a
demonstration.
So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she
comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and welts on her body.
Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces,
and comes back up again.
This time, she is heavily bruised and bleeding profusely.
Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up.
This time she comes back pretty messed up. She's got a couple of broken
bones, welts all over, bleeding, and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank
finally catches her this time and says worriedly, 'What happened? Was the
cord too long?'
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, 'No, the bungee cord was fine ...
it was the crowd down below ... what the hell is a pinata?!'
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