A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
> skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store,
> glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the
> counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the
> location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to
> the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."
>
> She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man
> with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down
> the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having
> company for dinner.
>
> As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
> customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of
> raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the
> ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.
> Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch
> the young woman climb up and down.
>
> After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going
> to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder
> retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and
> fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among
> the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.
>
> Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at
> the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but
> it's a quiverin'..."
>
Sorry everyone, but it is Friday afternoon..........
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