Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work .
12% Mondays
23% Tuesdays
40% Wednesdays
20% Thursdays
And 5% Fridays
And help me to remember when Im having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone on the nose.
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