A bloke wants to have his wife assassinated so he can have the best of both worlds...His new girlfriend and the insurance from his dead wife.
He looks into hiring a hitman and is put in contact with a short, yet deadly looking man called Arty. Arty informs the man that it will cost £10,000 and that he will need some money up front as a type of down payment.
The man says to Arty that he only has £1 on him. Arty scratchy his chin and says, 'I'll take the pound'.
Later that week, the man's wife is shopping in Tesco's when Arty steps out from the fruit and veg section, grabs her by the throat and strangles her to death whilst no one is watching... At least 'no one' at first glance.
As Arty is stepping away from the body, he sees that the floor manager has seen him and Arty acts quickly... He steps up to the floor manager, and grabbing him, strangles him to death too.
Arty then makes his escape, but little does he know that he has been caught on camera and is inevitably caught later that evening.
The next day's newspaper reads...
Arty chokes two for a pound at Tesco's.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks