Q. What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut?
A. Crysanthemummies.

Q. Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
A. You don’t want to press your luck. [^]

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi.

Q. What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
A. A SnapDragon.[]