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Thread: The Balloon Family

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    The Balloon Family


    There are 3 balloons, mummy, daddy and baby balloon. Every night the
    baby balloon sneaks in to the parents bed and goes to sleep in
    between them. Anyway it comes to the time when the parents have had
    enough and tell the now young balloon that enough is enough and he
    has to promise to stay in his own room. The young balloon regrettably
    agrees to this and goes to his room.


    >>>When night comes he sneaks into his parents room and tries to get in
    >>>the middle like usual but his parents have spread out and there's no
    >>>room, so he thinks I know if I let some air out of my Dad then I
    >>>should get in......so he lets some air out of his Dad and tries
    >>>again, still he wont fit, so he thinks I'll let some air out of Mum,
    >>>does so and he still cant quite fit, so he then decides to let some
    >>>air out of himself and squeezes in and has a fantastic warm sleep.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>In the morning Daddy balloon wakes up and is infuriated and asks his
    >>>son why he has broken his promise and the son replies that he cant
    >>>sleep in his room, the father sighs resignedly and says do you
    >>>realise what you have done?.....well do you?............












    Wait for it.....................











    >>>You've let me down, you've let your Mum down, and worst of all you've
    >>>let yourself down !!!!!


    Mary


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    LOL That's my kind of joke[msnwink]
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    I love that, the phrase seems very familiar. Takes me back to my teenage years.

    Paula
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    Very funny.
    Sarah


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    VERY Good!!!!


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    I like that, it's brought a smile to my face even though I now have to go and get ready for work.
    Thanks Sundowner
    Julie



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    brilliant....... brought a smile to my face............[laugh][laugh][laugh]
    Liesa


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