Subject: (Joke) A husbands nightmare
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>>A husbands nightmare............. Excellent!!!!!!!!
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>>A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
>>still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
>>wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was
>>open, as was the front door to the house and there was no
>>sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
>>A
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>>lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
>>In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
>>family room was strewn with toys and various items
>>of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
>>spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
>>spilled
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>>on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand
>>was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping
>>over
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>>toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she
>>may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
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>>He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
>>bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy
>>soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay
>>in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and
>>walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled
>>up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
>>smiled, and asked how his day went.
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>>He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
>>She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
>>work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes," was his
>>incredulous reply.
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>>She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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>>Send this page to another woman. Priceless
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