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    Doctor's office in Florida

    Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running
    their practises like an assembly line?
    Here's what happened to Buford on a recent visit.



    Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
    asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles.
    So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number
    and told him to have a seat.



    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and again asked
    Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down
    his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford
    to wait in the examining room.



    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, Shingles. So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood
    pressure test, and electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off
    all his clothes and wait for the doctor.



    An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?

    Buford said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?

    (Just getting in the mood for August) [msnwink]
    Dave Lewis


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    [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]very funny!!!
    Liesa


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    Love it, really made me chuckle.
    Sarah


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    Nice one Dave!!
    [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
    Christine


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    DaveL is a man of many talents !

    Thank goodness he does not keep them to himself.

    Good one Dave !

    Linda
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    I think it's worse that with plumbers. I had a dripping tap so I called the plumber. He said, "I don't make house calls."
    Linda


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