I used to live in Florida, and had a nice bass pond down in the back forty of mah ranch, its been nice weather and I havent been there awhile, its got a picnic table, horseshoe pit, nice apple trees and such, well I decided to go down to the pond as it has been a long winter and check it out.

I grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some apples and as I neared the pond I could hear voices shouting and laughing over the hill. As I got closer, I could see it was a bunch of young women skippy-dipping in my pond!!

Well, I made my presence aware by coughing and they all swam over to the deep end, One of the women shouted to me, "We're not coming out until you leave!!" I frowned and replied, I didnt come down here to watch you ladies swim nakid in mah pond or make you get out of mah pond nakid,." I held the bucket up and said ............ " I just came down to feed the Alligator"