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    The immortal quest

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
    neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

    The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would
    perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,
    the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
    everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

    Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
    have the answer.

    But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the
    kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
    to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
    agree to her price first.

    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
    Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

    Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
    one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

    He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

    He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life
    and the preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's
    question thus:

    What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her
    own life.

    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
    great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

    And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
    Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
    horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

    The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
    appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

    Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman
    to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or , would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

    What would YOU do?

    What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you
    scroll down below. OKAY?




















    Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice
    herself.

    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
    time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her
    own life.

    Now....what is the moral to this story?

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    The moral is.....
    If you don't let a woman have her own way....
    Things are going to get ugly!




    Fiona


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    Nice one Fiona[clap]
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    My husband was never good at choosing.......still its nice to only have the one tooth to clean each morning.......[msneek]


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    ROFLMAO (I am told this is appropriate by my 16 year old neice!!) [clap]
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    I love it!!!
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    very funny!
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    You make me laugh every time Fiona[clap][clap][clap]


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    Fantastic Fiona.[msnsmile2]
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    Like it!!
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    <blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by daxon
    ROFLMAO (I am told this is appropriate by my 16 year old neice!!) [clap]
    [/quote]I get the last four words but not sure on the first 3, my guess would be "rolling on floor"????
    Glenda and Geoff


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