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    how to impress

    > To impress a woman:
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    > Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
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    > Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her.
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    > Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her.
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    > Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her.
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    > Cuddle her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers.
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    > Hold her hand. Write love letters to her, Climb the Highest mountain and
    > shout out ' I Love You '
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    >
    >
    > To impress a man:
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    > Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
    >


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    You forgot the beers[beer]
    Neil & Kay


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    am sure they wouldnt mind missing the chicken wings but the TV???? well who knows?????[msnwink]
    Liesa


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    I think you are being generous......I would have thought 'show up naked' would be adequate for most men!!!! (or maybe just the beer!!!!)[beer]


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    Not naked! G-string and a fist full of $1 bills! [msnwink]


    Sorry, wrong place wrong time![msnoo]
    Andrew & Diane Moore


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