Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure... go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '£26,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
£900,000.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later. I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he asks: 'Anyone know who's phone this is???????????
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