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Thread: And so to end the day

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    And so to end the day

    <span style=&#39;color:red&#39;>THINGS TO THINK ABOUT</span id=&#39;red&#39;>!


    1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them

    to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling

    them to sit down and shut up.


    2. Grandchildren are God&#39;s reward for not killing your own children.


    3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.


    4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn&#39;t have said.


    5. The main purpose of holding children&#39;s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.


    6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.


    ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They

    will choose your nursing home one day.


    <div align=&#39;center&#39;>AND FINALLY:</div id=&#39;center&#39;>


    IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU

    GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON

    THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:


    <div align=&#39;center&#39;>&#39;TAKE TWO ASPIRIN&#39; AND &#39;KEEP AWAY

    FROM CHILDREN&#39;!!!!! </div id=&#39;center&#39;>




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    [clap][clap][clap] so very true!![msnwink]
    Liesa


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    Some of those are so true![msnsmile2]
    Sarah


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    So true, nand amusing too, but just for the record...I didn't see my child much this weekend for one reason or another, and I have to admit...I MISSED HER, and those raging hormones!!! Still, a couple of weeks and we will spend all day every day together in Florida.....yippeee!!!!


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    So true!![clap][clap]
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    I work in a school, I took a copy of "this speaks for itself" in today, everyone in the dept. could relate to it. I will take "things to think about" in tomorrow we love these little stories Thank you Dorothy


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    I too work in a school Dorothy and have also taken this in!!


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