Not sure about this one!!!

[ravtino]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror,
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you
want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.'

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I ask.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' he replies.

I stop. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ****,
didn't it'


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
again.

[ellie]

There's not much you can say about this one, is there!

[LiesaAnna]

[clap][clap][clap][clap][clap][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
very funny!!!!!!! loved it!

[luckylady]

Orlando Villa forum / internet recovery plan

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before I go on the forum
I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the forum
I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the forum/email.
I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email orchat on the forum
I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
I will speak to my colleague who is sat next to me rather than emailing them
I will remember that I must go to bed
Barbara

[ravtino]

I have to say my hubby wasen't really saying this to me - he wouldn't be living!!!!!!!
Someone sent it to me.

[LiesaAnna]

in my house there is no recovery!!
its ov forum from the minute i open my eyes till i go to bed and if anything else gets in the way i will be moody!!

(infact eldest son passes my house every morning on his way to work and laughs at me cos he can see the yellow OV page up from on the bus! how sad is that!)

[luckylady]

I dont think it will be long before its cited in a divorce
as the other woman/man
Barbara