Woman want everything, men just want it!!!!

[chunkichik]

Relationship Guide

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention,
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
01. Feed him
02. Sh*g him
03. Leave him in peace!

[Ray&Sarah]

Seems fair to me Anita, LOL!

[philgrove]

its no wonder women constantly moan when we have that lot to live up to.[msncry]

[wrpac00]

You don't want much do you girls.

Got the mans priorities about right though, we are easily pleased.

[LiesaAnna]

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Nice one Anita!!!!

[Sally D]

Thats about right[clap]
[laugh][laugh][laugh]

[Nostromo]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by chunkichik
Relationship Guide

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention,
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
01. Feed him
02. Sh*g him
03. Leave him in peace!
[/quote]

Very impressive, but every one of those things can be done by another woman and perhaps that's what those who expect all of the above are really after.

Very impressive, but every one of those things can be done by another woman and perhaps that's what those who expect all of the above are really after.

Nostromo

???????????????????
A father
A brother
I don't think so Nostromo!!!!!!!!!!!!
[msnwink]

[Nostromo]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Mach 2
Very impressive, but every one of those things can be done by another woman and perhaps that's what those who expect all of the above are really after.

Nostromo

???????????????????
A father
A brother
I don't think so Nostromo!!!!!!!!!!!!
[msnwink]
[/quote]

No, I mean what I say. I have assumed by the tone of the first statemet/question that every position mentioned, including 'father' and 'brother' is figurative....meaning someone who could fulfil the perceived duties of that position despite not actually being that. In that sense, another woman could do it in the same way a single mum can be both a mother and father to her child.

[John Rocke]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Nostromo
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Mach 2
Very impressive, but every one of those things can be done by another woman and perhaps that's what those who expect all of the above are really after.

Nostromo

???????????????????
A father
A brother
I don't think so Nostromo!!!!!!!!!!!!
[msnwink]
[/quote]

No, I mean what I say. I have assumed by the tone of the first statemet/question that every position mentioned, including 'father' and 'brother' is figurative....meaning someone who could fulfil the perceived duties of that position despite not actually being that. In that sense, another woman could do it in the same way a single mum can be both a mother and father to her child.
[/quote]


well thats knocked the fun out of it!!

jr