O.V quit O.V. Club

**KevinT** · 30-01-2005, 16:54

Great to see people suggesting diets and smoking cures but.....

Nobody seems to have addressed the most serious addiction here.
Forumania.

Tried the usual remedies without any success at all

1. Straightjacket with arms tied round the back (still got to the keyboard using my nose!!)

2. Tried smoking type patches stuck over my eyes (successful for Forumania, but kept bumping into things!!)

3. Most successful so far was a large piece of thick elastic round my waist and secured at the far end of the house which just allows me enough leeway for about thirty seconds at the keyboard before hurling me backwards through two rooms and slamming me against a wall!! [laugh][laugh][laugh]

Anybody come up with any other ideas??

**John Rocke** · 30-01-2005, 17:05

three is good because if you are quick you can type out a short message befor

**John Rocke** · 30-01-2005, 17:05

the elastic takes you.

jr

**E. Cosgrove** · 30-01-2005, 17:44

[clap][clap][clap][clap][clap]
Love it Kevin

**blott** · 30-01-2005, 17:59

You could:

Lock up the PC and forget to tell yourself where you left the key.

Have hypnosis to forget your user name and password.

Hide the keyboard.

Love the elastic idea - bit like a bungee jump but on the ground for those scared of heights!

You thought of patenting that?

I can feel a new ride coming to Kissimmee Old Town...

**chunkichik** · 30-01-2005, 18:14

I'm sorry, I'm on a diet, I don't smoke, can't I have at least one vice!!!!!!![msnoo]

PLEASE!!!!!!!!![msntongue]

**LiesaAnna** · 30-01-2005, 18:20

yessssssssssssssssss we need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cant give up the forum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wot else is there to do!??????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????
[msnwink]

**Sharon G** · 30-01-2005, 19:22

You could also:

Break all your fingers[msncry]

Tell your kids that they don't have to come off the computer!!![msnscared]

Cut your own power cables !!![msneek][msneek][msnwink]

Sharon