Great to see people suggesting diets and smoking cures but.....

Nobody seems to have addressed the most serious addiction here.
Forumania.

Tried the usual remedies without any success at all

1. Straightjacket with arms tied round the back (still got to the keyboard using my nose!!)

2. Tried smoking type patches stuck over my eyes (successful for Forumania, but kept bumping into things!!)

3. Most successful so far was a large piece of thick elastic round my waist and secured at the far end of the house which just allows me enough leeway for about thirty seconds at the keyboard before hurling me backwards through two rooms and slamming me against a wall!! [laugh][laugh][laugh]

Anybody come up with any other ideas??