And a little light entertainment for those of us chasing our tails at this time of the year:

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.


Doctor, Doctor, I'm scared of Father Christmas. Don't worry, you're just suffering from CLAUStrophobia.

Christmas, the time when everyone gets Santamental.