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First man comes to a raging river and needs to cross it. Says 'please Lord give me the strength to cross this river. He gives the man long arms and long legs and it takes the man two hours to swim across the river.
Second man comes to a raging river - says 'please Lord give me the strength and the tools to cross this river. He gives the man long arms and a canoe and it takes the man an hour to paddle across the river.
Third man comes to a raging river - says 'please Lord give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river. He turns the man into a woman, and gives her a map. She reads the map, walks for five minutes and comes to a bridge which crosses the river - and walks to the other side!
Lesley
And they wonder why we women ask more questions Lesley !!!!!!!!
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<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by LesleyB
First man comes to a raging river and needs to cross it. Says 'please Lord give me the strength to cross this river. <span style="color:red">He</span id="red"> gives the man long arms and long legs and it takes the man two hours to swim across the river.
Second man comes to a raging river - says 'please Lord give me the strength and the tools to cross this river. <span style="color:red">He</span id="red"> gives the man long arms and a canoe and it takes the man an hour to paddle across the river.
Third man comes to a raging river - says 'please Lord give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river. <span style="color:red">He</span id="red"> turns the man into a woman, and gives her a map. She reads the map, walks for five minutes and comes to a bridge which crosses the river - and walks to the other side!
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Notice something? [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
Nostromo
No I din't think about that, but somehow I knew you would[msnwink]
An inflatable boy attends an inflatable school where all the staff are inflatable as well.
one day he turns up with a sharp pin and goes on a rampage through the school. Finally he is stopped and brought before the headmaster who tells him:
" we are all very disappointed in you. You've let me down, you've let the school down and most of all you've let yourself down.
I thank you.
jr.
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