Woman Over 30

This is for all you girls 30 years and over. and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes:



As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.


Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.


Ladies, I apologize.


For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.


Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.



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Nice one CDV

Luckily I just fit the age bracket Jan;););)

I think I will s[bad language filtered out]e in too CDV.

Norma.[msnwink]

Norma, you have to put a space in between the letters or it thinks your saying pooh in a not so nice way:D (sc r a ped)

I was quite shocked when I saw it had been censored CDV. Gave me a laugh though.[msnsmile2][msnsmile2]
Norma.

Well, I easily fit the age bracket, what happens when you come out the other side?[msnwink]

so true[msnwink]

Mizzy

Love it, I will pass this on to all my girlfriends.

So true CDV, isn't it great to be a woman over 30.[msnwink][msnsmile2]

Nice one CDV...I fit quite comfortably in this age range!![msnwink][msnsmile2]

Nice one - I have a friend who is depressed at recently turning 30 - this will be great for her [clap]

thats great CDV!!! love it!!! just over 30 myself you understand.........................i am[msnwink]

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thats great CDV!!! love it!!! just over 30 myself you understand.........................i am[msnwink]
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Me too Liesa, it was my 30th birthday yesterday you know.[msntongue][msnwink]:D

My 30th was quite a number of years ago so I am not quite sure where I fit in. Gave me a good laugh though so I can't really be much older than 30!!!

loved it ,but a woman ove thirty is still only a chickengive her another decade or so .[msneek][msneek]

You are only as old as you feel. Just at the moment I feel about 80 after tearing around on the badminton court for an hour. We are all over 60 and were being watched by a group of teenagers getting ready for a panto this week and they had the cheek to say 'weren't we a bit old for doing that'.

Jill

Love it! Thanks CDV will forward to girl friends.

Diane x[msnwink]