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15 pieces of advice
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in nappies
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they put a man on the moon they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for a younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a batchelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is to old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you like tell him cheque books.
13. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years - even in Biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
15. Sadly all men are created equal.
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Brilliant Fiona, every one is true!
Karen
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totally agree Fiona!! well said![clap]
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So true. I can relate to all of them, especially the cheque book one.
Jackie[msnwink]
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no 12 is my favourite Fiona:D
Mizzy
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Must get hubby to take a look at this one![msnwink]
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Love em all, although I should add my hubby is lovely really! (Just in case he ever reads this![msnwink]):D
