The old ones are the best
A man gets a job at the zoo, the head keeper tells him to clean the fish tanks out, not being very bright he uses his hands and not a net. Cleaning one of the tanks, some of the fish bite him. He gets all the fish from the tank and feeds them to the Lions.
Later in the day he is cleaning the monkey house when one of the chimps bites him. He does no more than bashes it over the head with his spade and kills it. He feeds the chimp to the Lions.
Later he is going back to his hut for a cuppa, a swarm of bees appear and sting him, he squashes them all with his spade and feeds them to the Lions.
Later in the day a new Lion arrives in the Lion compound, he says to the other Lions, this is a nice enclosure, what's the food like?
The head Lion answers it's normally quite good .................................................. ..........
Wait for it....
today we,ve had fish, chimps and mushy bees.
I can hear the groans from here but it made me smile :D
