Vacuum Salesman

A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
over the carpet. He then says, 'If this vaccum does not clean it
completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
patties.'

There is a long pause....

The lady half laughing asks, 'Do you want a ketchup or mustard
on that?'

Puzzled the man asks, 'What? Why?'

She says, laughing, 'We just moved in and our electricity is not
turn on yet.'

Oh dear, very funny.[msnsmile2]