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pt cruiser
19-04-2008, 01:06
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneysremoved by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I
went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just thatquick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighswere these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for
my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing toand fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary -my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me
next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkeyneck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts
-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P. S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lyingin bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep
them hidden in my waistband.Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on Have a wonderful day- with a joy filled heart. These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do
they do it????

MarkJan
19-04-2008, 02:33
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Linicia
19-04-2008, 03:01
Oh joy tp know I am not the only victim of these thieves [msnsmile2][msnsmile2][msnsmile2]

LiesaAnna
19-04-2008, 03:09
i know they been to my room at night!!!!! same thing has happened to my body:D:D:D

orlandodaze
19-04-2008, 04:23
This is good ,my friend dropped in tonight and we had a good giggle over it .:)