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09-09-2006, 01:31
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children
the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them
by colour and flavour.
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>The children began to say:
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>'Red............cherry,'
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>'Yellow.........lemon,'
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>'Green..........lime,'
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>'Orange........orange.'
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>Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
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>After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
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>'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
>sometimes call your father.'
>
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
>
>'Oh My God!!!! They're a**e-holes!!'
schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all the children
the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them
by colour and flavour.
>
>The children began to say:
>
>'Red............cherry,'
>
>'Yellow.........lemon,'
>
>'Green..........lime,'
>
>'Orange........orange.'
>
>Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
>
>After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
>
>'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
>sometimes call your father.'
>
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
>
>'Oh My God!!!! They're a**e-holes!!'