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jackie greaves
08-08-2006, 21:24
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your [edited out - this is a family forums]s in your car."

Sniff
08-08-2006, 22:15
You let the rest of the joke remain and yet edited out the one word that makes it funny? How is that one word worse than the description in the rest of the joke?! [msnoo][msnoo]

Honestly, I despair of this site sometimes[msnsad]

pepsi
09-08-2006, 04:20
It's still a very funny story though. Thank you for sharing it with us.

jackie greaves
09-08-2006, 20:46
The edited out word is a name for a method of birth controll used by the male population, begining with c and ending in m.
Hope its ok to post this???

ALR
11-08-2006, 01:25
[msnsmile][msnwink][msnsmile]

ALR

Albert the Frog
11-08-2006, 03:18
Right......I get it now.....LOL

florida4sun
12-08-2006, 22:39
Editing is automaetic, think we don't troll through every post manually deleting 'iffy' words[msnsmile2] .

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Sniff
You let the rest of the joke remain and yet edited out the one word that makes it funny? How is that one word worse than the description in the rest of the joke?! [msnoo][msnoo]

Honestly, I despair of this site sometimes[msnsad]
[/quote]

andrewandcarole
17-08-2006, 15:17
Ah right..... very funny despite the editing!

Carole :D:D