Pastor's Business Card

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> >> A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
> >> parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone
> >> was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at
> >> the door.
> >>
> >>
> >> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
> >> 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the
> >> door.
> >>
> >>
> >> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
> >> found that his card had been returned.
> >>
> >>
> >> Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
> >>
> >>
> >> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke
> >> up in gales of laughter.
> >>
> >>
> >> Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and
> >> knock.'
> >>
> >>
> >> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I
> >> was afraid for I was naked.'
> >>
> >>
> >> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
> >> They still are!
> >>
> >>
> >> 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22) Now,
> >> pass it on!
> >>
> >>
> >>

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