Kiddie001
28-04-2006, 21:16
> The Phone Call
>
> ((((RING))))
> **Pick Up**
> "Hello?"
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul After a
> brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"
> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
> *** Brief Pause ***
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
> Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> "I did it Daddy"
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> ran!
> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "OH, my God! What about! Your Uncle Paul?"
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool But I
> guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
> it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...Is this 486 -5731?
[clap][clap][clap][clap]
>
> ((((RING))))
> **Pick Up**
> "Hello?"
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul After a
> brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul"
> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
> *** Brief Pause ***
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
> Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> "I did it Daddy"
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> ran!
> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "OH, my God! What about! Your Uncle Paul?"
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool But I
> guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
> it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...Is this 486 -5731?
[clap][clap][clap][clap]