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wrightbuxton
15-03-2006, 16:36
1.. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

2.. February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....'duh'.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

3.. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said'2-4 years!'

4.. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

5.. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!

6.. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

7.. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

8.. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.

9.. September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

10.. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

11.. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

12.. December - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'
button on the phone!!!

Phew!!

What a year!!



Apologies to all blondes who read this!!

Julie

smiler
15-03-2006, 20:58
:Dvery funny Julie:D

jackie greaves
16-03-2006, 02:32
very good[msnsmile2]

Sharon G
16-03-2006, 14:11
Love number 7:D:D

Ray&Sarah
21-03-2006, 03:14
Very good Julie, made me laugh, not blond though.[msnwink][msnsmile2]

ShirleyCottam
23-03-2006, 00:31
Well I am a blonde, and you know, my scarf is getting a bit tight since I put on a few pounds [msnwink]:D

Ray&Sarah
23-03-2006, 01:35
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by ShirleyCottam
Well I am a blonde, and you know, my scarf is getting a bit tight since I put on a few pounds [msnwink]:D
[/quote]

LOL Shirley.:D

andrewandcarole
26-03-2006, 21:02
Yes - I'm blonde too - but used to these jokes!!!

:D:D

Carole