The bear, the tiger and the chicken

[E. Cosgrove]

A bear, a tiger and a chicken meet, bragging who is the scariest.

The Bear says: 'If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear.'

The Tiger says: 'If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid
ofme.'

Then the Chicken says: 'Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire
planet s***s itself.'

[jackie greaves]

Naughty, naughty[msnsmile2]

[Sharon Denyer]

Liz,

Very good.[clap][clap][clap]

I'm going to read this one to my Dad when I visit him later today.

Thanks

Sharon

[Ray&Sarah]

Oh Liz thats a good one, how do people come up with this topical ones all the time.[msnsmile2]

[smiler]

Heard this one just recently but still funny:D