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smiler
07-03-2006, 03:25
<span style=&#39;color:brown&#39;>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p table. An attractive blonde from St John&#39;s, Newfoundland arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, &#39;I hope you don&#39;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I&#39;m completely nude.&#39; With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, &#39;Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!&#39; As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...&#39;YES! YES! I WON, I WON!&#39;
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, &#39;What did she roll?&#39; The other answered, &#39;I don&#39;t know - I thought you were watching.&#39;</span id=&#39;brown&#39;>

<span style=&#39;color:red&#39;>MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but men will always be men!</span id=&#39;red&#39;>

jackie greaves
07-03-2006, 16:00
Thanks for that Angie & Dave, I needed a good laugh.[msnsmile2]

ALR
07-03-2006, 20:20
[clap][clap][clap]

ShirleyD
10-03-2006, 20:22
Yse that's one to pass on:D

andrewandcarole
11-03-2006, 11:52
Great!!!

I'm blonde - but the rest wouldn't have worked for me :D:D

Carole

Ray&Sarah
14-03-2006, 02:52
Great, made me laugh!:D