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13-02-2006, 22:03
>> A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
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>> Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
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>> The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
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>> The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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>>He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
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>> But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
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>> The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....!!
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>> Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
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>> The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
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>> The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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>>He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
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>> But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
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>> (Love the answer...)
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>> The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....!!