smiler
04-02-2006, 01:28
>There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and >by hand.
>
>This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
>you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone >else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your >private life completely.
>
>If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
>take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known >as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
>
>The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator->Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who >can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System->Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been >completely eliminated from your system.
>
>Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
>but may require a more generous application.
>
>This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
>you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone >else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your >private life completely.
>
>If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
>take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known >as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
>
>The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator->Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who >can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System->Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been >completely eliminated from your system.
>
>Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
>but may require a more generous application.