Sharon G
03-02-2006, 20:40
Arthur Davidson is the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle:
>
> Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told
> he had been the inventor of a machine that had changed the world. "Your
> reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
> hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and
> introduced him to God.
>
> God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
> invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>
> Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>
> God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
> pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
> without a road?"
>
> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
> but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Yes."
>
> "Well,"said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
> major design flaws too.
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
>
> 2.It chatters constantly at high speeds;
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
>
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
>
> 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>
> "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold
> on."
>
> God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
> waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
> and God read it, "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
> said to Arthur,
>
> "but according to these numbers,
>
> more men are riding my invention than yours."
>
> Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told
> he had been the inventor of a machine that had changed the world. "Your
> reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
> hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and
> introduced him to God.
>
> God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
> invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>
> Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>
> God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
> pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
> without a road?"
>
> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
> but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Yes."
>
> "Well,"said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
> major design flaws too.
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
>
> 2.It chatters constantly at high speeds;
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
>
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
>
> 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>
> "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold
> on."
>
> God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
> waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
> and God read it, "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
> said to Arthur,
>
> "but according to these numbers,
>
> more men are riding my invention than yours."