Sharon G
03-02-2006, 20:35
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
> "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
> packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
> it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
> next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
> Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of
> the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
> tree.
>
> Moral of the story: Bull***t might get you to the top, but it won't keep
> you there.
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy."
> "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're
> packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
> it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
> next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
> Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of
> the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
> tree.
>
> Moral of the story: Bull***t might get you to the top, but it won't keep
> you there.