Kiddie001
02-02-2006, 17:59
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
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I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging .
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It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
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Don't think of it as getting hot flushes. Think of it as
your inner child playing with matches.
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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6,
maybe 10 Oh heck, send it to a bunch of your friends
if you can remember who they are....
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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
**********
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
**********
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging .
**********
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
**********
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
**********
Don't think of it as getting hot flushes. Think of it as
your inner child playing with matches.
**********
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
**********
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
**********
THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6,
maybe 10 Oh heck, send it to a bunch of your friends
if you can remember who they are....