Kiddie001
01-02-2006, 13:49
> At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various brewing
> organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
>
> Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
> best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate!"
>
> Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
> beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, make mine a Bud."
>
> Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Chermany ve invented das bier,
> verdamt. Gif me ein Lowenbrau. Das ist der real King of biers!"
>
> Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
> coke with ice and lemon, thanks?"
>
> The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
> their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Aren't you going to have a Guinness,
> Pat?"
>
> Paddy replies "Well, if you f***in' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither
> am I!"
> organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
>
> Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
> best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate!"
>
> Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
> beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, make mine a Bud."
>
> Hans, CEO of Lowenbrau, steps up next: "In Chermany ve invented das bier,
> verdamt. Gif me ein Lowenbrau. Das ist der real King of biers!"
>
> Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
> coke with ice and lemon, thanks?"
>
> The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
> their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Aren't you going to have a Guinness,
> Pat?"
>
> Paddy replies "Well, if you f***in' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither
> am I!"